“XXXO” – Maya – M.I.A.


Is it exhausting being so awesome?

Yes it is, Barbara. The weight of my awesomeness is a heavy load to bear. It’s like wearing a backpack full of rocks and trying to run uphill as fast as I can. In the snow. And inspirational music is playing in the background, but I can’t hear it because my ears are too full of my own splendor.

Catching up on Hyperbole and Half, a blog that makes me happy and brings super joy to my life. You should read it, if you don’t. (If you don’t, what’s wrong with you?)

Lisa: Dad, what’s a Muppet?

Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mop and it’s not quite a puppet… but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don’t know.

Bart: Why did they make that one Muppet out of leather?

Marge: That’s not a leather Muppet, that’s Troy McClure. Back in the ‘70s he was quite the teen heartthrob.