I love the interlude in this song where classical musical starts playing and the lead singer snarls: “Turn it off! That ain’t my scene.” Yeah! Turn off that shitty Mozart or whatever. Let’s listen to some Def Leppard instead.
me: omg Adam. i just got a Groupon.
Adam: ? FOR?
me: for $10 OFF… a BEADING CLASS… *OR BEADING SUPPLIES*
me: AT BEAD GIRL ON LINE
me: *BEAD GIRL ONLINE*
Adam: LET’S SPEND $10 MORE ON BEADS THAN WE NORMALLY WOULD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT
The Dark Side of Mario by Mitch Loidolt (via Strange And Awesome Fan-Art Marches On: Pics, Videos, Links, News)
You definitely tormented your parents, regardless of whether they were divorced or not, because you know, you were a person, with so many feelings, that they didn’t understand. If you survived a 90s puberty, you probably spent a lot of time genuinely believing the whole world revolved around you, vowing to stick it to the man, and wallowing in your angst.