I love the interlude in this song where classical musical starts playing and the lead singer snarls: “Turn it off! That ain’t my scene.” Yeah! Turn off that shitty Mozart or whatever. Let’s listen to some Def Leppard instead.

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Groupon

me: omg Adam. i just got a Groupon.

Adam: ? FOR?

me: for $10 OFF… a BEADING CLASS… *OR BEADING SUPPLIES*

Adam: BEST

me: AT BEAD GIRL ON LINE

Adam: YES

me: *BEAD GIRL ONLINE*

Adam: LET’S SPEND $10 MORE ON BEADS THAN WE NORMALLY WOULD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT